by EasyRiderz December 15, 2009
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Not once
Not twice
but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price
And in this case it's called mental retardation
BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED!!!
And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism
AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG!!!
He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach...
BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!
Not once
Not twice
but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price
And in this case it's called mental retardation
BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED!!!
And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism
AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG!!!
He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach...
BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!
Glenn Beck knows when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake and he knows if you've been conservative or Marxist so conserve for conserving sake.
And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....
And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....
by I'MFAT!!! October 15, 2009
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1. A mangina that pisses sitting down.
2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy.
3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive.
4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids.
5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.
2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy.
3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive.
4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids.
5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.
1. I know she wears a skirt, but that's a dick-tucking Glenn Beck.
2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck.
3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself.
4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever.
5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast!
2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck.
3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself.
4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever.
5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast!
by theconcernedcitizen June 19, 2009
Get the Glenn Beck mug.Just some fat bastard with a really annoying voice who thinks he's hot shit, when is just shit. Lying is his hobby and lacks the brain to argue those who oppose his views and one of the biggest losers on television. How he got his own show is beyond me.
CNN viewr: Yesterday, Glenn Beck says Iran is the biggest threat to the planet even though the NIE reported them shutting down the nuclear power program years back last month. Can you believe that moron?
Climate Change: Who cares, makes my job easier and quicker.
Climate Change: Who cares, makes my job easier and quicker.
by abemab April 18, 2008
Get the glenn beck mug.A man who has lost it all and through faith in God rebuilt his name by telling what he has found to be the truth. A man who teaches his audience to search for the truth themselves. His primary messages are, seek the truth, stand in the truth, and prepare for the worst/ hope for the best.
In 2011 he launched a subscription news network called GBTV.com.
In 2011 he launched a subscription news network called GBTV.com.
Glenn Beck has held events in August 2010 and 2011 to restore honor to America, and restore courage by standing for and with Israel as they come under attack.
by DadvsLife September 16, 2011
Get the Glenn Beck mug.The special needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh who says things that would land anyone else in the looney bin. He was dumped by Fox News in 2011 for being too crazy, even by Fox News's standards.
Of course, I believe the whole mental insanity thing is just an act and that he's a con-artist just like Rush Limbaugh.
After being dumped by Fox News and curling up into a ball and weeping like a baby, he took his talents to the internet to bring his patented brand of apocalyptic race-baiting directly to the fans. His fans now pay $9.95 a month to hear Glenn. Cheaper than a case of their favorite wine.
That $9.95 really added up. Last year, Glenn made $80 Million. Tying him with Elton John for 8th on Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities.
*Slightly off-topic*
Elton John also sang at the wedding of someone else on the list, Rush Limbaugh. Who lives in a house Elton John would call "too gay."
Of course, Glenn Beck does support same-sex marriage so he's not totally evil.
Of course, I believe the whole mental insanity thing is just an act and that he's a con-artist just like Rush Limbaugh.
After being dumped by Fox News and curling up into a ball and weeping like a baby, he took his talents to the internet to bring his patented brand of apocalyptic race-baiting directly to the fans. His fans now pay $9.95 a month to hear Glenn. Cheaper than a case of their favorite wine.
That $9.95 really added up. Last year, Glenn made $80 Million. Tying him with Elton John for 8th on Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities.
*Slightly off-topic*
Elton John also sang at the wedding of someone else on the list, Rush Limbaugh. Who lives in a house Elton John would call "too gay."
Of course, Glenn Beck does support same-sex marriage so he's not totally evil.
Glenn Beck on Global Warming "That was Hitler's enemy, the Jews. Al Gore's enemy, the UN's enemy, Global Warming."
ACORN "These are the brown shirts."
The Peace Corp. "They're just like Joseph Goebbels."
ACORN "These are the brown shirts."
The Peace Corp. "They're just like Joseph Goebbels."
by Nascarking24 February 5, 2014
Get the Glenn Beck mug.A man who tries to show america its faults by way of constructive criticism.
A man who is largely unpopular with the democratic party.
A man who gets insulted by cowards on the internet because of their disagreements of what he stands with.
A man who is largely unpopular with the democratic party.
A man who gets insulted by cowards on the internet because of their disagreements of what he stands with.
keep your shit off urban dictionary.
Glenn Beck is not the devil, quit being a coward and do something productive with your time.
Glenn Beck is not the devil, quit being a coward and do something productive with your time.
by Dr. Desurain May 18, 2011
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