Glenwood Dinner Rolls

The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.

Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."

by Glenwood's Finest October 22, 2011

Glengormley

Small town on the outskirts of Belfast, Northern Ireland on a mini scale one side is Protestant the other Catholic, has around 100000000000 cctv cameras now which have spoilt the only fun to be had in this town, rioting the sport of kings.

tourist - " Excuse me is it true that Zeus lives in Glengormley? "

resident - " Why yes he lives on Carnmoney Hill!, have you any spare change btw? "

by philewill August 27, 2009

Glenbrook North

The HIGH school in Northbrook Illinois filled with everyone from basic white girls to crackheads. Everyone's still either white or asian, and it constantly feels like hell

Glenbrook North is technically in Northbrook, but it's really a Glenview

by ShayeGForever April 16, 2019

Glenwood

A small town that consists of approximately 3,000 white people, maybe 1 black man and 1 asian. The entire town revolves around one lake. Highschoolers sit on their asses all day trying to figure out what the hell to do, it usually is unsuccessful and they find themselves trying to get on any random fucks boat just so they can get drunk on the lake. Oh and the traffic.... yeah.. there isn't any. The town consists of 1 stop light.

Guy 1: What should we do today?
Guy 2: Fuck if i know.. there's not shit to do here in little old Glenwood. let's get hammed on the lake.

by alskskdh December 25, 2010

glenrothes

The arsehole of Fife.

Glenrothes is full of neds, dolers, and alchy's. Avoid.

by The Mayor Of Glenrothes May 13, 2004

glencoe gorilla

huge black guy with 99 dicks on his head who can't read or write and farts up storms stronger than hurricane katrina. Outfought the larry bird unit with one fart, sprinted, ended up at uni where he sleeps on rooves

"yesterday i broke my neck and this glencoe gorilla got angry and broke the cage by jizzing in the opposite direction propelling him forward"

by chickenneck January 13, 2013

Glendon Alberta

The most tiny hole home to racists and perverts alike. Don’t be afraid there’s a giant cultist like statue of a pierogi that towers like the satanic relic it is. Mostly home to crack heads and your local creeps every now and then. WELCOME HOME

Person1: Oh hey remeber that pierogi?
Person2: yeah do you remember the crack head?
Persons 1&2: well this is Glendon Alberta after all!

by 58392948482 October 9, 2019