Glasgow Shower 

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.

It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser

Glasgow Shower by Dazcorp December 11, 2006

Glasgow Smile 

A Glasgow Smile Is A Nickname For The Practice Of Cutting A Victim's Face From The Edges Of The Mouth To The Ears. The Cuts, And The Scars They Leave, Form What Resembles To Be An "Extension" Of A Smile. Sometimes To Further Hurt Or Even Kill The Victim, They Would Then Be Stabbed In, Most Notably In The Stomach, So That The Face Would Be Ripped Apart When The Victim Screamed.

After The Victim Was Given A Glasgow Smile, The Victim Was Stabbed In The Abdomen And Let Out A Scream. This Caused The Victim To Rip Their Own Face Apart, Ensuring Their Death.

Glasgow Smile by ZackDiamond November 30, 2009

Glasgow Smile 

Two-razor blades taped at one end, with a matchstick stuck in the middle so the two blades seperate, to form a shape similar to this: <. The instrument is then used to slice the face of the victim, leaving thick, pasta-like strands of flesh, that will most definitly scar.

Dylan gave a Glasgow Smile to the stupid bitch.

Glasgow Smile by Dylan Lamb December 17, 2003

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

Glasgow Steamer by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015

glasgow syndrome 

When a person headbutts to many objects he developes the glasgow syndrome

Garry is a fucking nutter he well has glasgow syndrome

glasgow syndrome by Fatdick11 December 18, 2017

Glasgow Coma Scale 

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.

Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.

Glasgow Coma Scale by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Glasgow High School

hell

♫♪ ..."I'm on the highway to Glasgow High School"...♫♪

Glasgow High School by dslifsdjl February 26, 2013