grammar

Something that people on the internet are incapable of learning.

'omg liek you suk you n00b'
'Ever heard of spelling?'

by whitetiger16 April 9, 2004

Guildford Grammar School

A school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis

Guildford Grammar School, oh yeah, Stevman Weebdoh can shove a dildo up his arse

by lolgamers October 13, 2019

Glimmie glomma

Can be used as Fuck , or what the fuck,

You walk into a fucked up situation Glimmie glomma

by Pete Enis December 7, 2019

Scammer grammar

Diction repetitively used by obvious overseas scam artists via email, web dating and other forms of social internet pages, often exemplifying english as a second language. Used mostly to try and phish intended victims information and/or sucker victim into "donating/giving" money.

Example of Scammer grammar, often found in emails or dating site messages:

Hello am kelvin..Am new on here and seeking for a very nice and interesting lady to be with and get to know what she seeks on here..Am An Interesting Loving and honest man to be with .Well i will like to know more about and see where it leads us to

by Lonewolf0221 July 15, 2011

invicta grammar school

An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.

‘have you heard of hell?’
‘oh, invicta grammar school? i go there everyday’

by wishywashylaundrystick June 17, 2020

Grammar Nazi

noun (pl. -s)
1. A person who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.

2. a – A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b – One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c – One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority. d – One who advocates linguistic clarity; an opponent of 1337-speak. e – One who corrects others' grammar; the spelling police.

proper noun
3. A nickname, pseudonym or handle for a well-known grammar nazi (defs. 1 and 2) within a particular social circle, used to show either great respect or great contempt for his or her abilities.

verb (transitive)
4. To correct the grammar of (a person's speech, a piece of writing, etc.); to edit for grammar and spelling; to proofread.

1. A grammar nazi knows the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."

2. Teh grammar nazis haev invadd r formu.

3. Grammar Nazi, help me with my English homework please.

4. He totally grammar nazied my article, replacing pronouns and rewriting clauses.

by Qaanol January 21, 2005

glamaphonic

Glamorous-sounding in a way that is awesomely Lady Gaga inspired.

I know you think you're special
When we dance real crazy
Glamaphonic, electronic, disco baby
I like you a lot lot
All we want is hot hot

by Victorcine October 10, 2009