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my girlfriend's a mermaid

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty 

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.
Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

Girl-Friends 

The people you band together when you are a friend. You usually plan other's demises with them and are only together because of a fight or a compromise of that sort. You aren't really trusting of each other.

Can also be used to refer to the term, cheating on ___

May also mean friends that are close and go out to have fun, used for girls in this sort.
Me and my Girl-Friends were planning the demise of our mortal enemy
He had two girl-friends at one time, when they found out he was in trouble
Me and my girl0friends were going out for coffee
Girl-Friends by Complete-Awesomeness February 10, 2010

girlfriend's boobs 

I just saw my girlfriend's boobs the other day

National Girlfriend’s choice day 

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!

National Girlfriend's Choice Day 

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday