Gridiron

Refers to American and Canadian football.

I love the gridiron.

by left4ded April 13, 2005

gridiron hold

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

Griditis

When you work at National Grid, and get paid to sleep and eat 3 course meals on double time meanwhile 20,000 people are waiting to get their power turned back on, and within 2 years of your hire date you bought, a brand new truck, a house, atv/snowmobile/side by side, the latest iPhone and Apple Watch. You have officially been diagnosed with Grid-itis

Do you know “Joe Blow”?

Yeah I heard he just got a brand new Polaris rzr 1000 last week a brand new diesel pickup truck 3 months ago and closed on his house last year.

Yeah man he’s got griditis he became a lineman less than 2 years ago.

by Poe maf April 25, 2022

dysuteral gridiron syndrome

An increasing frequency in vague physical complaints manifested by woman due to lack of male attention during football games

My wife went to the ER 5 times last month for dysuteral gridiron syndrome.

by uncleberman February 1, 2009

Gridiron

Bastardised rugby.

Wake me up when its over.

by Rugger December 2, 2003

Gridiotlock

Gridlock caused by some idiot that thought he/she could get through the traffic light before it turned red in heavy traffic.

"Chances are I would make it to work on time if i wasn't stuck in this Mongolian cluster *&%# caused by gridiotlock."

by Lauren (for MN Rob) October 5, 2003

gridi

david

gridi is better than you

by Çapi December 27, 2016