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Gir likes peace and thinks it's better than chicken and rice
by Aviator Pax November 21, 2021
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a short version of the word girl created by mckenna and brody (the twins)
brody: HEY GIR!
mckenna: GIRRRR
by mickey1515 October 2, 2021
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Greens In Regulation

Which is to say, hitting the green in a game of golf in two strokes less than what the par would be for that hole.
-Dan made three GIR's today, he was hitting them beautifully.
by Christopha March 23, 2008
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GARBAGE INVASION ROBOT.
alien invader SIR robot that was created by left over parts in the trash. brain made of 2 pennies, a screw, a paper clip, and a mint. wears and green and black dog suite with a giant zipper on it and his tongue is sticking out. I LOVE GIRR
Off of the Nickelodeon carton INVADER ZIM. Gir is zims robot.
by Shalan bailey October 19, 2011
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The idol of all melodramatic emo people. One of the characters of the worst cartoon show ever, Invader Zim. Probably 90% of the reason that 323 emo people slit their throat when Invader Zim was cancelled. Talks like a half-retarded robot dog thing. Probably the bane of my existance too!
Emo person: I LOVE GIR! HE UNDERSTANDS ME.

Jake (me): No he doesn't. He is a fictional, cancelled cartoon character.

Emo person: You are so mean! Imma go cut myself.
by iusedtobeEMObutnowithasNOPOINT October 27, 2010
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Bloody GIR is a picture of GIR covered in blood (hence the name) that the producers snuck in, because Jhonen wanted a GIR covered in blood in an episode, but Nickelodeon prohibited this action. Since the image was already drawn, Jhonen along with J. Bondy, Chris, and Rikki Simons (color artist on the show and voice of GIR), decided to sneak in frames of bloody GIR in about just about every episode after the refusal.

This image can only be seen in frame-by-frame viewing. Otherwise it will be a flash, or, in some cases, blend into the movement of the animation.

It is believed by many fans that this image caused the show to be cancelled. This was not the case, as Nickelodeon found out about the image AFTER the show's cancellation. The true reason behind the series’ cancellation was the lack of viewers.
Guy1- Whoa, I'm pretty sure I just saw a little bloody guy in my head.. Am I insane?

Guy2- Nah, thats one of them little Bloody GIR things Johen hid all over the fucking place.

Guy1- (Ignoring Guy 2) SQAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! MADNESS!!! MADNESS!!! AHHH AHH AAAAAAAAAHHH!!

Guy2- Whoa, just chi-

Guy1- SQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! AHHHHAAHHHHHH!!!!

(Proceeds to gouge his own eyes out.)
by DontPanic! August 3, 2010
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