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Guardian Reader

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.
by cocksuckah December 14, 2010
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Peer Guardian

A P2P protection program that prevents malevolent servers from accessing your computer while you illegally download movies, TV shows, music, books, and other types of "intellectual property." The program doesn't hide your IP address, but it does prevent companies like the recording industry from collecting evidence about what you're downloading. Peer Guardian only blocks IP addresses in its block lists, so it's not 100% effective. Despite this, it's better than nothing.
Peer Guardian 2 is often referred to as "the Condom of the Internet."
by downloader April 11, 2007
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Go Guardian

A tool that teachers use as carelessly as when a kid finds a Panzerkampfwagon IV tank.
That stupid teacher used the Go Guardian on me.
by GarfMasterGlob October 2, 2019
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Blind Guardian

Cool Power Metal band. Probably one of the most talented in musicianship and songwriting, up there with Helloween. Not so great but still excellent power metal bands are Iced Earth, Manowar, Rhapsody. Power Metal bands usually write songs which are Fantasy,Folk Lore, and Historic Based songs.
Dude, Blind Guardian played at the Amphitheater, and it PWNT! Were you there?

OMFG MY LIFE IS T3H 0V3R I missed BG!!!!!!!!!
by Nilknarf May 13, 2005
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Guardian-fed chicken

A person with snobbish tendencies who thinks their opinions are more sophisticated, cultured and unique than everyone else's. In reality, they are people without a thought of their own who regurgitate the opinions expressed in the Guardian to create the illusion that they have sophisticated, cultured and unique ideas.

The origin of the phrase is an analogy of 'corn-fed chicken' which is a cause célèbre amongst Guardian readers and enables these people to feel better others who simply eat 'chicken'.
girl: have you read 'The Finkler Question'?
guy: what's 'The Finkler Question'?
girl: it won the Booker Prize last year.

guy: are you saying it's good?
girl: the Guardian said it was good.

guy: don't be a Guardian-fed chicken, now. make up your own mind.
girl: but that would mean I'd have to read the book!
by the_sea_the_sea January 7, 2011
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blind guardian

one of the best metal bands that has ever walked the face of this earth!
SHIT! Blind Guardian fucking kicks ass!!!
by Lord Mediocrity April 14, 2003
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