GianLuca

my brother (*cocksucker*)

ahhhhhh

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Dirty Gianluca

When you quit fucking to go away and make pizza or any other common italian meal.

He just went away and did a dirty Gianluca last night, he ain‘t no simp.

by Definitely not Gianluca July 15, 2021

Gianluca-Shaming

The art of insulting our beloved friend Gianluca in a creative - yet sometimes contemptuous manner, thus making him disconnect from the talk at times.

"Imagine einfach so dumm zu sein wie Gianluca, heh?"

"Kann Gianluca um so viele Ecken denken?"

"Spielen wir eigentlich noch Overwatch, Bennet?"

-> Typical cases of "Gianluca-Shaming"

by CheemesLULW July 11, 2021

Gianluca

A Gianluca is this one Guy who always buys you stuff in Coop

He is always tired and thinks that he’s Smart in Everything

He is realllllly lazy

Fick dich “Gianluca”
Mit freundlichen Grüßen Martin ;)

by Martunios September 20, 2018

Gianluca Marchetti

It is usually used when a person is really good at football.

look at that guy! He is like Gianluca Marchetti!

by siamoiii December 20, 2022

Gianluca

Gianluca is the most annoying b*stard in the world. He is not funny, and his hair is a mess. He also have the smallest shrimp in the whole world. His favorite hobby is to prey on girls not older than 12, therefore he is not allowed within 25 feet of a public playground or school.

Gianluca is reta*ded

by Biggdaddi November 20, 2023

Gianluca

He is a tall boy who got scoliosis. He is so dumb and unfunny and try's to make everything funny even though he is not.

Gianluca needs to get checked cause why is he this retarded.

by BigBlackDaddy101 November 20, 2023