gurffy pud

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.

Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud

by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018

ghurke

To suck the living soul out of someone.

Becky ghurked me so good that I had an out of body experience, truly enlightening.

by Moskaflockaflame March 14, 2022

gurf

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf job or GJ. The word originated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Jake- C'mon baby give me a gurf.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, im black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

Gurfia

Gurfia isa shipname for a jiggly apple with a weirdass sneeze and a girl who likes ching chongs and Tory Lanz. She has nothig better to do with her life other then making words like rasandee , dasandee and daveena. They got officialy married on Valentine's day. Gurshaan tries to cheat on her with Kylie Jenner, but he always comes back to her. Afia tries to chat on him with Stenchpreet but she misses him alottttt.

Omg Gurfias the oldest relationship how dd they not break up yet

by Swagger gang⚡️ April 15, 2019

Gurfs

Girls who surf or girls who like boys that surf.

Check out those hot Gurfs on the beach!

by Original Gurf Queen February 8, 2005

gurfing

when you get on a golf cart and pull a friend behind by a rope while theyre on a boogie board until the bitchy golfers throw a fit and start yelling....its sooooo funnnn

Try to avoid being spotted by golfers while gurfing, because they are all PMSing

by dontgurfonmyturf August 1, 2008

Gurf

the moist region between a females poon and ass. It is the female version of the durf (or taint)

"Damn quit poking my Gurf!!!" she exlaimed

by Durfinators January 21, 2006