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Ghetto Tourettes

Ghetto Tourette syndrome (from the italian Ghetto, and the French Tourette more commonly referred to as Ghetto tourettes or GT) is a disease that affects many teenagers (usually male) who believe they were raised in the ghetto. The individual may at random shout phrases (including "Squad" "boy" or "flamed" amongst a few,) and may also include other obscene words or phrases. On occasion, arm or hand gestures may be performed (including the "arms extended backwards, slow walk forwards" or the more common "neck tilted backwards and to the left" and "Arms crossed over crotch" combination,) however, these are usually performed only by persons with more severe cases of GT. Ghetto Tourettes is a neurological condition that can be caused by spending too much time in any low income area, allowing the brain to believe that it has grown up with "the struggle."
GT Victim: "SQUAD UP, SQUAD UP"
Other Person: "that poor person has Ghetto Tourettes"
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Ghetto Texting

The act of purposely misspelling words even though your phone auto corrects it for you just for the sake of showing how uneducated you can be
Why does this bitch keep ghetto texting me. I don't even know what this mean, I'm white. "I wuz hoping u wuld pik meh up lata kk bi :)"
by PooPooFaceMcgee August 28, 2011
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Ghetto Theft

the act (or "art") of stealing seasonings and/or condiments from a restaurant in a plastic bag
Person A: Hey where did you get that Red Robin seasoning?
Person B: I ghetto theft it
by Josh Yoj September 3, 2011
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Ghetto Trifle

A Ghetto Trifle is a Jaffa Cake that has been injected with small amount of absinthe by pipette into the sponge section.
The Ghetto trifle is best eaten in one go. (Full moon for those who remember the advert)
For some reason this odd combination works. It's not enough to get you pissed but it definitely gives you a little boost.
For those party people with a sophisticated palette.
How this came about know one really knows but legend says the plants told our ancestors how to do it.
by Rummage kerfuffle December 21, 2019
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Ghetto Toasted

The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"

Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"
by Da Vin Chee December 9, 2009
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Ghetto Tailor

The description of an article of clothing with everyday supplies patching it up.
"Hey, Did you see Alex's new Ghetto Tailor Jacket?"
"No, why?"
"He used Electrical tape to fix up those large holes."
by Vodka Inferno March 12, 2010
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Ghetto Typing

When people on websites decide it's cool to type in sporadic uppercase, in such a way that it looks like their Caps Lock is broken.
"I aM So HeLlA GhEtTo... mII boii Iz sO GaNgStA. -Ghetto Typing
by nDante January 22, 2009
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