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To get one's beak wet 

To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.

The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
Man's got to get his beak wet!

Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!

'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'

What is it to get one's beak wet?

get outta one's sight/ face 

The hell are you doing here?? Get outta my sight!!!

Get you one 

to smoke a bowl of marijuana. quite simple.
Ashton Kutcher: "Hey man, are you going to get get you one with me after the show tonight?"

Snoop Dogg: "Nah, I already got me one earlier today. You can go ahead and get you one, though."
Get you one by 1bram4 August 27, 2009

i might get on one knee or two 

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob
"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

Get that last one on 

When it’s October 31st and you gotta get that last one in while you can
Billy”Hey Bob you gonna get that last one on?” Bob”Hell yeah man!”

Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job 

"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job" is a greeting or tag line for people who like to speak fast.
dave-:"cya later*waves*"
John-"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job"