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gerp

Meth users stay up for days on end all the time. When you gerp this is when you think you can fix anything. (Items may/or may not belong to them.) The gerper starts by taking it apart. Usually it doesnt get put back together;leaving one with projects that shouldn't have been attempted.
Marco gerped for hours, trying to fix his cell phone. He took it apart, after losing the mini screws; he then took apart his sisters sunglasses. Since the screws were the wrong fit, he took apart his moms electric tooth brush. By that time it was morning; He accidently fell asleep. With a broken cell and 2 dissapointed family members.
by Betty Kennedy May 8, 2006
mugGet the gerpmug.

gerp

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp
by Josh May 11, 2003
mugGet the gerpmug.

gerp

I got a grip of gerp
by Ptown May 7, 2003
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gerp

Max is kinda gerp all the time because of his frog chin.
by Katie Jennings January 11, 2008
mugGet the gerpmug.

Gerping Nub

A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.
Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."

Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."
by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020
mugGet the Gerping Nubmug.

Gerp

A fool, someone who doesn't listen to sound advice or reason.
Example: Ignoring good advice because you think you know better when in actuality you don't.

Sentence: You should've studied for the test like I told you to, instead you played the game all night like a gerp.
by YoungKingCam22 January 2, 2023
mugGet the Gerpmug.

Gerp

Just a silly little word that can be used in any way, shape, or form
It’s been a gerp of a day! That’s so gerp! Gerp
by Gerp man Digney February 20, 2024
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