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League of Extraordinary Genitals

The greatest fantasy football league of all time. Its creator Rob Clemens made this league after being tired of "Mr. Nice Guy" leagues around the world. As a member of LEG, you are incouraged to bash on each other at will. And take as many low blows as possible. "The League" on FX is a total rip off of this amazing league formed in 2007. Not everyone has what it takes to make it through a season of with these assholes.
Vagina A: "Anyone can be in our league and not get their feelings hurt. It's nothing like the League of Extraordinary Genitals"

Vagina B: "Great, cause when I cry I gain weight. Due to the gravy tears"
by Runt Bear December 1, 2011
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genitals in the soup

NYC/Queens street slang meaning "to be the man" and have done something really heroic or extraordinarily well.
Did you see David Wright's game winning home run in the 9th inning? Holy crap! Did that guy have his genitals in the soup or what?!?!
by jaysilverman January 11, 2009
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male genitals

it is a dick
it is a penis
it is a dool
male genitals are used to suck pee
by dopey boy April 24, 2018
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stimulate your genitals

An action whose sole purpose can vary for many reasons, but usually, the main cause for such an act is one of the following...

A. Boredom

B. Release of "stress"

C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.



So just do it already.
Nadsack will stimulate his genitals all day,and nothing will cum out.

or

Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
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Double Mouth to Genitals

The first known euphemism for the sexual maneuver known universally as, 69.
Hey babe, how you feeling about a little double mouth to genitals tonight?
by the nich November 29, 2009
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Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.
"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"
by pixie December 1, 2004
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Hatchet vs Genitals

the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...
me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....
by frankozz January 11, 2008
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