see that elf with cock up that poor thing? quite the Garg
by Davide January 9, 2004
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A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.

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"Where were you last night?" "Well honey, I was busy ... 'garg'".
by freedyal May 9, 2005
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the revolting scent of farm animals, especially cows.
-Dude, thats terrible! Do you smell that? Thats total garges.
by mypseudonym6362 January 12, 2011
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A mild curse derived from steve jobs' mispronunciation "garageband," which he pronounced "gargeband."
TaG: Garge!! I just died in halo and I had the flag!!
by TaG August 5, 2004
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A garage with one door.
"That garage only has one door. Therefore, it's a garge.
by A Really Awesome Ninja July 9, 2021
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garg is short for gargoyle he’s a creature from down in the ancient swamps of Jerusalem it usually is a man. he’s very short and has a half shaved beard and a hunched back . resembles a 8 year old child but has a mind of a 90 year old man. he’s usually plays guitar but he’s very bad at it. you’ll probably see him in a band but he’s very untalented and horrific. people named garg usually have lots of cuts and scabs on there hand it’s a symbol for being disgusting. he’s the worst person to walk this earth but he still a comedy show. people love to just laugh at him.
person 1 : laughs
garg: there just nervous

person 2 : everyone hates you garg

garg: cries to his mommy and daddy
child: mommy what’s that ugly creature

mom : it’s just garg beware
by rattybrats February 18, 2020
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