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Garrett Stevenson

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Garrett Stevenson is quite simply one of the best friends you will have. This is due to his simp characteristics. He will always stop what he is doing in a heartbeat for any girl, as long as he likes you. Garrett Stevenson also has very very protective parents, his parents will do anything it takes to keep him inside away from friends which makes Garrett Stevenson a little antisocial but what he lacks in social skills he makes up for in his previously mentioned superior simp skills. His simping skills are maxed to the highest they can be, he won’t stop simping until he gets what he desires.
Dang bro you were really being a garrett stevenson when you were talking to that girl earlier.
by JShottt November 28, 2019
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Garrett Smith

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Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man, with a great mechanic and welding talent he can be good at everything, and the best driver on and off dirt, Garrett Smith is all so one known to pull many beautiful women. Garrett Smith is just about the hardest working man alive and one to have quite a strong pull out game.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea he banged my mom last Thursday.
by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021
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Garrett Smith

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Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man alive! With all his great and successful talents he is good at everything! He is an amazing mechanic and welder and is one of the best drivers on and off dirt. Garrett Smith is also known for his amazing looks, and is good enough and respectful enough for any woman the follows his lead.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea isn’t he that hot southern man who banged my mom? Yup that’s him!🤤
by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021
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A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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A high school where only sports matter, the principal is a prick, and the girls sleep with their biology partners. Not one virgin seems to exist. Most girls think they're better than others and the guys are to cocky to function. Roll Big Train ladies and gents.
"I go to Garrett High School if that says anything"
by yikkkkes15 May 27, 2017
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Gareth le simp

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The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)
THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth
by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 12, 2020
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To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021
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