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Gamer Conversation Syndrome 

There are many parts to this syndrome.

-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.

-Lack of skills with women.

-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.

-An inability to move out their parent's house

-Always trying to be alpha

-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances

-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality

-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game
The Gamer Conversation Syndrome is best described by examples:
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!
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Crap Game Syndrome 

Crap Game Syndrome, or CGS, is an uncommon condition among the modern gaming population that usually starts with a simple case of nostalgia, but can quickly develop into CGS if not dealt with straight away.

Symptoms include browsing abandonware sites like The Underdogs for anything pre-1990; finding excuses to boot into DOS mode and coming home with a copy of Daikatana under one arm and Battlecruiser under the other.

Note that certain older games, like Tetris and Breakout, are excluded from the effects of CGS. It's okay to play these once in awhile without succumbing to its influence.
"Dude, why the hell are you playing Battlecruiser?"
"It's kind of fun once you try it."
"So is a crap on the sidewalk. Face it man, you have CGS bad."

"Hey, is that Daikatana?"
"Yeah, I'm coming down with Crap Game Syndrome."
"Burn it now before throw you down a well."
Crap Game Syndrome by Cabsy November 17, 2005

Seasonal Fighting Game Syndrome 

When a fighting game releases and is super popular, having videos and discussions made about it constantly, but dies 3 months later.
DNF Duel has Seasonal Fighting Game Syndrome, because hardly anyone plays it anymore.

No Game Syndrome 

A syndrome where a person suffers from the following symptoms
1. You believe you have game
2. You don't have game
3. You're tiny
4. You deny suffering from the symptoms of "No Game Syndrome"
Does he have "No Game Syndrome"?
Yes, he suffers from all the symptoms.

Good Game Syndrome 

When a game is so good, you never beat it because you subconsciously don't want it to end.
"Yeah, I never beat Ocarina of Time, it's still one of my favorite games though."
"Get over your Good Game Syndrome and fucking beat it already."

Free game syndrome 

Free game syndrome is a case of a up and coming game that is free to play ending up with a community filled with Sperm cells, pedos and racists. they also will end up becoming way more lucrative in the process.
Dude am tired of playing rec room this game is just a free game syndrome

Optimized Game Syndrome 

A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.
Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome