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A Vocaloid channel, really fucking good content, songs slap, known for making Abnormality Dancin' Girl.
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by GoldenFartRequiem February 14, 2023
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Guthix

Guthix is a fictional character from the game RuneScape. Known as the god of balance, Guthix strives for a perfect balance. Considered neither good nor evil, Guthix does both when he needs balance out the actions of Saradomin and Zamorak when either of them tips the scale to far in their own favor.

Guthix originally created the world of RuneScape and went into a deep "sleep". This is when the God wars occurred and Saradomin and Zamorak usurped the world of Guthix. They would have continued to battle had Guthix not reawakened and made them stop.

Guthix calls the world in which RuneScape is set "Gielinor", claiming it as the name he christened it with in the beginning. Guthix is often seen as a floating head with tendrils attached to it but can appear in multiple forms. His true form is impossible to comprehend by mortals. His followers are limited but include the druids and gnomes. The dwarfs, though not particularly religious, respect Guthix as the source of the metals they mine so diligently. The unique trait about Guthix is that, unlike Zamorak and Saradomin, he does not need followers to remain on the mortal realm but instead draws strength from all living things, showing why he does not demand worship from those who follow his ways.
by Laede July 2, 2005
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guchies

underpants, scivvies.
Off came her guchies and it was game time.
by Jimmythehorse June 22, 2008
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Gulching

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.
Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!
by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010
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Gunchica

Gunchica is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s a hottie and knocks all the boys dead! She’ll never accept it but she’s the most beautiful person in the universe both inside and out. She tries to hide how gorgeous she is but it’s impossible to hide someone so fabulous!

Her heart is made of pure gold: beautiful but strong. She’s powerful and will take anything and everything you throw at her with a smile. She only ever has good things to say about everyone around her and her ability to see the good in even the worst of people will make you want to tear your hair out.

She will do anything and everything in her power to make you feel like you’re the most special person in the universe. The only sadness you’ll ever face when you’re with her is when you begin to think about how little you deserve her. But even that sadness is short lived because she’ll quickly come at you with a million stupid jokes and dance moves. She’ll panic when you cry and awkwardly wipe your tears, but at the end of the day there is no one you’d rather share your problems (and your successes!) with.

You’ll never really know how happy you can be until you get a chance to spend time with her. From hilarious comments to helping you with all your assignments (she fights calculus and Python like freakin’ superwoman!), she makes your every moment just a little bit better.

She makes my life amazing. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet her.
Have you met Gunchica? Yeah, the smart hottie over there! She’s the best thing to ever happen to me!
by Sunshine2000 July 13, 2022
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gutchie stains

the brown poo stains on the inside of one's underwear, when one forgets to wipe, or after a particularly messy bowel movement.

see skid marks
Matt, you need to re-learn how to wipe your butt... I'm getting sick of seeing gutchie stains in your tightie whities...
by RalfieBear July 22, 2010
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Gutch

The long stretch between your stankin asshole and your sweaty balls.
i have no brillo pad so will you use your tounge to cleanse my gutch?
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