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Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.
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Get the samwise gonja mug.A very rare and extremely sexy male name. Not many guys are named Gorjan, but those that are - they are pretty hot.
"What's your name?"
"Gorjan"
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"Gorjan"
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Goran Vodopivec: Stfu noobs you dont know shit!
Classmate: Respectful teacher Vodpivec, i believe earth is flat.
Goran: *ultimate rage* Wtf you useless scam i will crush you! *breaks mouse because he thinks it doesnt work but actually its just not plugged in*
Classmate: Respectful teacher Vodpivec, i believe earth is flat.
Goran: *ultimate rage* Wtf you useless scam i will crush you! *breaks mouse because he thinks it doesnt work but actually its just not plugged in*
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