GOAT

The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.

S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.

by mila_punis April 15, 2015

GOAT

A retarded ass person with a small penis usually the person to laugh by their self cause no one else will laugh with them cause they are not funny at all!

Alex: YOUR SUCH A GOAT

by Luhvrz December 11, 2019

GOAT

Acronym for ‘Greatest Of All Time’.

Lloyd Purnell is the QMNF Goat

by Shooter’s Grumpy Barmaid March 2, 2020

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

Matt: Did you see what Sam Mariner did?

Ste: Yeah, he got an HNC in Mechanical Engineering that boi is GOAT

Matt: GOAT??

Ste: Greatest Of All Time!!

by Platmatt June 9, 2020

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time, a synonym for Heidi, being great in everything, including basketball, and other things.

Do you know Heidi, she's The Goat, like woah!!

by themaingoat May 17, 2017

GOAT

DEVIN BOOKER

DEVIN BOOKER IS THE GOAT

by TARIQ SHERIF February 21, 2018

GOAT

Greatest of All Time.

AKA: Nathan Lyon.

Garry's the GOAT. Did you see him in The Ashes?

by UK > USA March 16, 2018