Gloat

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

gloathy

A very big item. It has a rough texture to it, and is mostly used when describing turd logs. It has the texture of a load of bread and is hefty, but floats in water. You can also use it to describe a boat.

Guy 1: I just made a huge gloathy turd in the toilet.

Guy 2: You probably clogged it!

Guy 1: I sure did

by Gloathy November 12, 2019

Gooftext

A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle

"Every Good and Perfect Joke comes from God." -James 1:17; Gooftext

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 19, 2023

Gloyt

Some-one who doesn't understand basic conversation and is generally just annoying.

'Sorry what did you just say'

'Urgh, your such a Gloyt'

by alew September 5, 2011

gloptamu

it’s another word for bitch but it means it in a friendly way.

Emma: Hey bestie!
Alexa: Hey Gloptamu!

by gloptamu123 January 2, 2021

fret-gloating

Fretting over a perfect decision that will remove one from an already perfect present. Tends to elicit unfettered gloating once the decision is determined to have been the right choice. Fret-gloating typically appears in social media status posts. Although disguised as fretting, fret-gloating is a double down on bragging.

Allison is fret-gloating in her social media posts again. "Our yearlong vacation to Paris is rapidly approaching just while my garden is looking incredible! Wondering if we're making the right decision?"

by Jambafish September 8, 2013

GLORT

GLORT stand for Good Looking Out Right There. This acronym has been made famous by the members of Forever The Sickest Kids.

That's some GLORT!
"Yeah right next door to northern lights it owns in here no siggity siggity syke. GLORT!"

by Zach Fergie Ferg May 10, 2009