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Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018
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garden spot middle school

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.
“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”
by sweetie.no.stop. January 7, 2019
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Garden Tools

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.
by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016
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Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.
Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter
by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022
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Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
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Garden Weasel

Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.
Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."

Guy 2: " Sweet."
by Croy33 March 9, 2017
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garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.
My little brother is your garden variety brat.
by Laird December 8, 2003
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