Furt

1. Being ass-raped so much that it hurts.
2. It encapsulates all of the disgustingly negative qualities that a person can possess.

"I can't sit down because of the furt."
"That guy looks like a Furt.."

by melissa12345 July 1, 2009

furts

Fucking Hurts
More painful than just "regular hurt"
(Not to be confused with 'fert' redneck slang for 'fart')

Adjective- Ow! Don't shoot me with that, it furts!

Verb-Imma furt you real good if I found out you the one that scratched up my Escalade!

Noun-You gonna be in a worlda' furt if you cheat on me again!

by "P" July 29, 2008

furt

an unexpectedly painful fart. Fart + hurt = furt.

"Yeeouch!" exclaimed Kevin, having just been surprised - and nearly ruining his shorts - by a larger -than-expected furt.

by qtjoni March 17, 2015

Furt Cake

When you fart into your hand and present it to someone.

Got something for you'...*Furt*.....'Furt Cake

by Graggy21 October 22, 2010

Furt chicks

Basically a furt from a cartoon a coon and it roons like proons animal boom bitch

“Hi Widi love your furt”
“fuck u bitch I’m widi gang”
“Animal boom furt chicks😆😋”

by bbybeau May 28, 2018

furt

when you fart and it makes your anus hurt.

Ouch! I just furted!

by personthing123 November 7, 2015

furt Harass day

on 21st of December, everyone is allowed to harass furt#0022 on discord

it's furt harass day, time to do our job

by Psychologemelone44 December 20, 2022