I'm fourteen! 

This is a phrase used when you are at Mandalay Bay and are over the age of 14, but not willing to pay the extra fee for pool access.

It also can be used at other times if you're wanting to sound young. (Not for use if above 18 years of age)

Funny to use in response to any question asked.

Man at counter: How old is this kid?
Overage kid: I'm fourteen!

I'm fourteen! by LegendOfTooget May 30, 2009

ferteen 

A word in the native tongue of the hillbilly. Either to name the number or initiate a mating ritual.

Hey James, what's nine add 10. It's FERTEEN

I'm gonna FERTEEN u so hard later

ferteen by Jeff Fefferson October 19, 2015

fourteen head 

When someone tells you to you have a fourteen head then they say you have a big fore head.

Wow look at that guys Fourteen Head.

fourteen head by Dipshitt May 4, 2017

furtenfurter 

A variation of a sneeze, a very aggressive and loud sneeze; achoo. usually this sneeze is involved with another action, such as a cough, a fart, or an exploding of the appendix.

wow, i just furtenfurter-ed

furtenfurter by Ebug27 December 23, 2021

fourteen

A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.

He had his scrotum pierced, so he couldn't help us roof the garage. Aaron, fourteen. Anyway, ...

fourteen by Aaron the jockey July 7, 2005

fourteen and a half 

When you suddenly think of something you want to say, but you don't want to interrupt someone else, you would say "Fourteen and a half <whatever>." Where the <whatever> is replaced by something that would remind you later of what it was you wanted to say. (For those of us who would forget if they don't say it right away.)

Sara wants to tell Ashley about a friend and her incident with cheddar cheese, but Ashley is in the middle of a great story of her own. Sara would pipe in "Fourteen and a half cheddar cheese" or "Fourteen and a half cheese incident." After Ashley finishes her story, either Sara or Ashley would say, "So yeah, fourteen and a half cheddar cheese?"

fourteen and a half by FizzyBee January 5, 2009

The Council of Fourteen minus Ten 

The Council of Fourteen minus Ten is an Ancient order founded by four Legendary Heroes, Lord Snaffles, God The Great, Fonzi McDepp, and Batman. The Council sees all and Rules all If you are not bowing to the Council you should be.

OBEY THE COUNCIL OR DIE

14 - 10 = awesome

The Council of Fourteen minus Ten by Lord Snaffles April 6, 2005