ju fung kwok

1. The person who makes spicy beef vietnamese noodles.
2. A person who picks up chicks using the same methods that a Vietnamese chef uses to cook spicy beef noodles.

He danced around that chick ju fung kwok style

by harem December 18, 2009

Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.

"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"

by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017

Ding Tai Fung

THE BEST DUMPLINGS YOU COULD IMAGINE PACKED INTO THIS CROWDED DELICIOUS RESTAURANT!

Joe: Hey Bob, want to eat at Ding Tai Fung tonight?
Bob: Sure! That's my favorite dumpling restaurant.

by AngelFluffy123 June 24, 2016

fung

cool, buff, choong, any positive adjective can now be defined by FUNG.

'heyy babes,,, that piic of you is well fungg, you look siik'

by Jay the G January 8, 2009

fung ducker

Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).

I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!

by Seezar Sewickley October 22, 2017

Chung Tung Fung Lung Rung

Invented in 2006, a Chung Tung Fung Lung Rung is a food that combines peanut butter, grape jelly and marshmallow spread, rolled in a soft tortilla shell. It is best served warm, approximate heating time, 15-20 seconds in a standard microwave. You can also substitute the grape jelly for strawberry jam, or you can make a calorie-conscious version by using reduced-fat peanut butter and a small whole-wheat tortilla.

Person #1: "Wow, that sure looks good, what are you making?"
Person #2: "It's a Chung Tung Fung Lung Rung, care to try one?"
Person #1: (bites into soft gooey centre, then nods) "This is fantastic!"

by Sheri H. April 13, 2008

fung ku

A rather obvious mockery of "kung fu", meant to discriminate those who can kick your ass, and to tempt them to do so.

"aww, look at the cute fruit head, doing his fung ku! HAHA!"

by for all you know its "Bill" March 17, 2005