Fugitive- I didn't kill your wife, I didn't fuck your wife!
Husband (in US Marshals uniform)- Do you know why I'm never going to see my wife again? You killed her, and now you're going to suffer! Say her name!
Husband (in US Marshals uniform)- Do you know why I'm never going to see my wife again? You killed her, and now you're going to suffer! Say her name!
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
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Nutty flying clock that wants to have fun
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.... WooooHoooooo!!!!!!
Nutty flying clock that wants to have fun
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.... WooooHoooooo!!!!!!
by TempusFugit July 21, 2006
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A medicinal pill which allows the one who takes it to forget all their worries and fears. Usually taken by high school and college students who don't want to pull all-nighters.
"Dude, Fukitol!"
by TheBigMellon February 11, 2009
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Get the Fagitory mug.Defender of the Gaylord’s and slayer of the heteros. Wielding a 3 foot double ender to sodomize the oppressing heterosexuals attempting to shame the homo hordes at gay pride parades.
by Mungtongue December 10, 2018
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