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fucktart

Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.
This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.
by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002
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Fucktart

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)
That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.
by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008
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fucktart

the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(
Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!
by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003
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fuckfarts

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.
They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).
by shonny March 4, 2007
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Fuckrat

A retarded piece of shit who only gets to fuck retarded alien fatass sluts that turn out to be a man. Fuckrats are usually lazy piles of lard that sit on a fucking couch all day jacking off to Oprah and Dora while drinking Capri-Sun by the motherfucking gallon. Fuckrats have small dicks the size of a penny and have to use tweezers to stick their dick in a pussy or asshole.
Person 1: woow look at that fat shit over there...

Person 2: what a fuckrat.
by Sf_LaxandFootball December 19, 2011
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fucktart

That ____ really thought the latest trick would be different and call the next day.
by x March 14, 2003
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fucktart

you guys suck at defining this word.
FUCKTARD=fuck+retard so it is baisically fucking retard
FUCKTART=fuck+pastry so it is baisically fucking pastry

both are used in the same context,Fucktart is undoubtedly more awesome and effective
God, she pissed on your leg and then told you it was raining? WHAT A FUCKTART!
by I AM JAKE November 5, 2006
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