Fucktart

Literally, a giant anthropomorphic fuck-flavored poptart. Or somebody who is being equally nonsensical.

"How was your date last night?"

"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."

"What a fucktart."

by Freidrick December 6, 2006

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fucktart

Definition; person you like to use and abuse to will of your own.

That girl is such a fucktart, shes been round every day in the chinese calender.

by Ben Dover February 3, 2003

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fucktart

somone who really is a fucking idiot

fucktart a fucking idiot

by uiefhuiwefhuwei February 18, 2010

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Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.

Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":

Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"

(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)

Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?

(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)

Modern day use:

Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!

by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008

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