fuck a dog

Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....

i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003

by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005

Fuck the Dog

Relaxing by doing as little as possible. Generally one might watch TV, eat and nap.

by Alex August 18, 2003

fucking a dog

Doing absolutely nothing; engaging in no activities requiring any amount of attention, focus, or physical movement; being idle or lethargic

Where's Jimmy? I haven't seen him in hours.

Oh, he's upstairs fucking a dog.

by juusu January 8, 2009

fucked the dog

Complete incompetence and unable to complete a basic task.

RM: This is a shitty hockey game.

CG: Ya, the Habs haven't scored for the third game in a row!
RM: I know, they sure fucked the dog tonight.

by ha223kj2 April 13, 2011

fucking the dog

screwing the pooch. giving the dog a bone.

From the movie "Sid and Nancy":

SID: "I was so bored once, I fucked a dog."

by gonzo raul June 14, 2004

fuck the dog

screwing the pooch. giving the dog a bone.

From the movie "Sid and Nancy":

SID: "I was so bored once, I fucked a dog."

by gonzo raul June 15, 2004

fuck the dog

Riding Greyhound or any other bus lines.

" I can't afford plane tickets so I guess I'll fuck the dog."

by Adam30 July 13, 2006