Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
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an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"
Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
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Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
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Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"
Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"
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Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
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Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
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