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Farko

A male in his late 20's or early 30's desperate to be in a relationship with younger females with no visible signs of having one.
Oh my god, look at how hard Farid is trying to get with Natty, he is such a farko.
by Farko97 January 26, 2020
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farkette

I am a farkette and proud of it
by farkette October 23, 2003
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farkward

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.
1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.
by hategravy September 19, 2009
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Farkism

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.
Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.
by GhoSSt July 9, 2006
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Furkid

This countable noun, with alternative forms fur kid and fur-kid, is used to refer to a pet that is treated as though it were someone's child. In the late seventies, the word pet was argued to be politically incorrect by animal-rights activists, since it implied human ownership of an animal, and the alternative phrase companion animal was suggested. In the noughties, it seems, we've gone one step further and introduced a term which goes beyond the idea of an animal as a mere companion, elevating its status to that of a kind of surrogate child: the furkid.
'Couples like furkids because they usually don't live long enough to need expensive private schools. And their friends like furkids because, unlike real children, you can plausibly claim to be allergic to them.'
(ABC Network, Australia, 2004)
by Cynthia Feitosa December 27, 2004
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Furkan

Furkan is a common male name, which is very common not only in Turkey, but surprisingly in European countries like Germany and France too.

The personality of the persons holding this name cannot be generalized, however there is a tendency to specific properties, due to the fact that those people were often confronted with a similar culture.

People holding the name Furkan are usually very sportative and show an above average physique. Moreover, they often are very ambitious and dedicated, which gets subsidized by their enormous amount of discipline.

The main negative points about people with this name is that they lack the ability to tell when they have lost or when investing further into the matter will not result into additional benefits. It is controversial to say that this is per se a bad property, however, it potrays a certain degree of stubbornness.
I am still surprised how Furkan is able to stay concentrated for so long, he sure is dedicated!
by Bighousesarecool December 30, 2020
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Farkhorn

A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!
Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*
by B Keel May 5, 2005
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