Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.

All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.

by flirt ninja March 29, 2015

Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.

"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."

by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010

Frumpy Friday

A weekly holiday created for the purpose of not making any efforts towards one's appearance. Similar to Casual Friday, but taken to the extreme.

1: "What's with the sweatpants? And are you even wearing a bra?"
2: "Frumpy Friday, biatch!"

by sgperrault November 7, 2009

frumpy

A female with lack of concern for appearance. Often characterized by sweatpants, frizzy hair, gramma panties and a paisty complexion.

Bitch. I don't pay you to dress all frumpy. Now go put on some heels and do with something that hair.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress

Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)

by dvst8r February 25, 2011

bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.

Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me!

by ZaakDelbridge July 3, 2015