feudalism

A common social and political hierarchy seen in medieval Europe, Japan, and in various middle schools across the country. A king gives land to his vassals or knights and nobles who in turn give their land to peasants or serfs. In the end, everyone is under the control of several people and must pay them money and homage.

My middle school has a feudalistic hierarchy:

Bob: Dude Joe, give me five bucks, or I'll shun you!
Joe: *quickly gives Bob five bucks*
Fred: Bob break up with your girlfriend and give me five bucks. Joe, you can give me five bucks too, or I will shun both of you!
Bob: *breaks up with girlfriend and give Fred five bucks*
Joe: *Gives Fred five bucks*

Aaaaah feudalism in action...

by Wellesely Fudge Cake June 20, 2006

frugalitarian

n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.

..............

You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.

You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.

That is my hope.

by gnostic3 November 11, 2019

frigalish

(frig-a-lish)

1. To be super happy and excited.
2. Giggy; giddyish

"I'm SO frigalish right now!"

by LEXIE and ALEX September 24, 2008

frugalmiser

noun, a combination of the word frugal and miser, a person is being frugal while at the same time being a miser. Is also thought to have German dissent from the word Frügalmeiser.

Sam: why are you always such a frugalmiser when it comes to money
John(the frugalmiser): Because you never pay me back

by Goatz Man August 19, 2011

frugalista

The latest and possibly most irritating in a series of Great Recession-era portmanteau. Also, a great reason never to buy clothes at Target.

Janice, Michele, and Kate are all frugalistas that have one thing in common: they wear bright orange pleather skorts and hi-five the mailman. They are also all dead inside.

by target_watcher October 7, 2009

Frogalised

To be frozen upon leaving Phyllis' house in winter

"i'm fucking frogalised in that weather"

by Nigel McA February 5, 2009

super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious

What Mary Poppins has to be whenever money is tight.

The movie got it all wrong --- the Banks family had not been having trouble with mean/colorless nannies; the nannies had all just been over-indulgent of the children, and so Mr. Banks hired Mary Poppins to teach his little ones about self-denial, willpower, and wise money-management --- Mary taught them to be "super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious" when necessary.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018