Fromunda Cheese

Cheese from under your nuts. Usually with a distinctive smell.

'I can smell fromunda cheese'

by cheese nuts July 29, 2009

fromunda wig

The wig is achieved by cutting off one's pubic hair and carefully super-gluing it to a sleeping friend's face in a pattern resembling facial hair. The best candidates for the wig are heavy sleepers or passed-out drunkards. Common hair styles include: the "western-stache", the "Hitler", the "Dom Deluise", and the "Norris" After the wig is applied, photographic evidence of the occurance is preferable. Desirable results include: the victim crying upon awakening, the victim not speaking to you for a period of 3-6 months, or a sudden rash around the victims mouth due to pubic lice or crabs. It is also advised to email the pictures to everyone that you know.

Andy can't grow his own beard. So, when he passed-out after the party we gave him a darling fromunda wig.

by The Shmammer January 25, 2008

frominda cheese

Frominda cheese is basically a vaginal yeast infection. Cheese frominda pussy if you will.

The stripper at my friends bachelor was so street-nasty , that she had frominda cheese so foul that our guest of honor vomited all over her!!

by bagizba May 6, 2009

Fromunda Cheese

The residue and/or mud-like substance found in, under, and around the male genetalia as a result from neglect and uncleanliness.

guy 1 "ugh, what's that smell?"
Webster "that's fromunda cheese."
guy 1 "what the hell is fromunda cheese? where do you find that?"
Webster "FROMUNDA YA BALLZ!"

by mawz February 26, 2003

Fromunda Face

A selfie taken from under your chin. The extreme low angle distorts ones face enabling the perfect ugly picture to send to your best friend via snapchat, text message, etc.

Ashley: Wow your face is so ugly
Brittany: yas bitch, that's my fromunda face

by piano November 13, 2014

Frohmunda Cheese

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.

Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.

by GMB (God Of Monkey-Fucking) February 3, 2010

framundacheese

any accumulation of sweat, dead skin and lint on one's choad

i scraped of the framundacheese and spread it on a stank cracker

by horseinmay May 13, 2005