shit fiend

To suck the shit off someones face after shiteating

man thats a hefty shit.... can i have a nag of that, im a shit fiend

by Russedee May 14, 2006

Shit Fiend

Beings in Chilicothe Ohio under the age of 8 who smear themselves in clown shit and cause stae wide destruction and mayhem on the scale of Thermonuclear bombs. The only weakness to the shit fiend is his visions of clown in the wall, Kevin spacey, politicans in the ocean. If you ever see one contact the national guard, immediatly.

Person- *get mauled to death"

Shit fiend- *makes horrifying noises giving people in a ten mile radius shcizophrenia*

by Berd#6431 April 7, 2021

shitty friend

A friend that is just all kinds of shit, in all kinds of ways.

Yeah, well you're just one big fuck of a shitty friend because...

by Mr1111 June 5, 2011

Shit in your friends room day

November second. For kids at boarding school. Leave a nice bag of doo in your friends room.

Dude can I have a shart in your room?
Normally I would say no, but today is national shit in your friends room day, so i guess so.

by straightballer12345 November 2, 2011

KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(

Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?

Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks

3 hrs later...

allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

Jake - yeah me too...

Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!

by Allah nijad January 22, 2009

fried shitting

When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening

"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008

Friendship Shot

A shot of alcohol (originally between bros) taken to celebrate a mutual comradery between friends.

L: Hey man, you want to take a shot to celebrate our friendship? A...friendship shot?
V: You’re god damn right I do, great invention

by VictorTalent October 21, 2019