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friend with benefits

a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.
My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.
by je suis, tu n'est pas August 9, 2003
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friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.
Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.
by Lumlotus June 9, 2018
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friend with benefits

a guy who is a girls friend. they aren't dating but they can have sex. the only time you can have sex with two people without considering it cheating.
woman:wanna be my friend with benefits.
man:whats that?
woman:we have sex but we're not dating.
man:sweet!!!!
by mowcow1233243 August 5, 2008
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friend with benefits

Friend with benefits is a Magic friend. The ideal relationship. The miss of compromise makes both be excellent friends and lovers.
He is the man I was looking for. But because of the difference of age- I am much older- we stay as friend with benefits. Never will I find such a good friend and lover. HE is. But....
by Dolores Lagos April 15, 2006
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Little Friend with Benefits

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.
"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."
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friends with benifits

Two friends who can't spell who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved. Tipically two good friends, both of which having failed english class, who have casual sex without a monogamoose realtionship or any kind of commitmant.

There is a high chance of them being dyslexic.... that is, dsyleicix.
DUDE: Hey man so you still going out with sara?

DUDE2: Nah just friends with benifits.

DUDE: I think you're saying it wro-

DUDE2: SHUT THE FURCK UP YOU CLOWEN
by jazzalenko August 28, 2010
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Friend with benefits

Also known as FWBs. Girls, quit fooling yourselves. All the guy is saying is: "You're fun enough to fuck, but not interesting enough to date." Start respecting yourself.
Some douchey guy that used to be your friend until he revealed his true intentions: "Hey girl, wanna be my Friend with benefits?"

You: "Heck no. I respect myself more than that. You want a piece of this, put a ring on it. Otherwise, eff off."
by Vicky Secret December 6, 2011
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