The Frenchman

getting hit in the balls so hard that you scream like a little girl.

"Dude, i just gave Johnny The Frenchman like none other."
"Man you're a jackass, Mark."

if you want another example. see the Ouch! video of a skiier on youtube, you will understand.

by Sean Henderson January 3, 2009

Frenchie

To a lotta american rednecks, frenchies are often seen as wimps and pussies. The funny thing though is that none of those rednecks know the first thing about France except for what they've seen on american TV, where the french are generally pictured as gayish, over sophisticated frog eaters.
In reality, frenchies are rather macho, cocky and rude, yet they bathe regularly and their women do shave their armpits and all the rest (in my experience).

They are heavy weed smokers (n°1 in Europe) and road killers (also n°1 on alcohol-related crashes in Europe)

Also, despite common belief, they don't hate the US (lots of em are yankee wanabees), they gave up wearing "kepi" since 1930 or so, and eating frogs or snails isn't "cool" to them.
From what i've seen they ain't especially lightweight and they won't take shit from anywone without responding.

At last, they are rather warm toward foreigners and they won't mind treating you to a bottle of good wine or a big friendly buzz if you come over.

Overall frenchies are cool and yet misunderstood

Redneck : I saw that movie the other day, with that frenchie, dude he was such a faggot, i so hate those puffs!

Me : Fuck off you fuckin muppet.

by willXL June 27, 2007

frenching my wang

This is another term for the sex act known also known as fellatio. It stems from one person making out with the throbbing thrill hammer of another person.

Guy 1: ...and then she took me into the back and started frenching my wang right then and there.

Guy 2: I should look up what that means on urban dictionary.

by Derek Schmerek May 10, 2011

frenchican

Small ethnic group decending from refugees of Francico. Originally, a mix of French and Mexicans, now the hottest minority around.

Hey, do you want to try that new Frenchican restaurant?

by Krazymike October 8, 2004

Screaming Frenchman

While having a sex with a girl from behind he quickly removes his cock from her asshole and quickly replaces it with a stale loaf of French Bread, never ever replace the French bread or the integrity of the act will be lost.

Damn Jim gave me the best Screaming Frenchman last night. I can't walk properly now, i think i still have some crumbs up there.

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

Making love to the dead Frenchman

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Bravest Frenchman

The bravest Frenchman is a tongue in cheek phrase used to represent the concept of a mutually exclusive enigma. The French are typically represented as the first to give up in a fight, fly the white flag & let someone else fight their battles for them. It is like saying, "who is the strongest weak man?"

Watching the first graders play a pee wee baseball game was like trying to figure out who is the bravest Frenchman.

by 73degrees October 18, 2010