French Horn

The act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex.

Jane was blowing me and I made her play the French Horn! *High-Five*

by Shannyfanny June 4, 2010

french horn

when a guy is giving a girl head, for extra pleasure he reaches around and fists her asshole

jeff french horned jenny last night

by bigbadmet July 3, 2007

French Horn

When a woman sticks her fist up a man's ass while giving him a blow job, similar to how one plays a french horn.

"Tammy gave me a wicked French Horn last night. My ass still hurts."

by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009

French Horn

The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.

French Horns are great instruments, but you wouldn't want to meet a French Hornist.

by CYO Viola Player September 3, 2006

french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005

French Horn

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."

Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."

by Douglas J. January 5, 2006

French horn

when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.

Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!

by evan scott bickford October 29, 2010