French Canadian Braid

A French braid with a strand of denim woven in.

Ricky and I were hooking up, but then he pulled of his canadian bow tie and sprayed all over my French Canadian braid.

French Canadian Braid by Toolazy69 June 12, 2018

French Canadian Poutine 

The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese

Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)

Crackhead Ronny made his special French Canadian Poutine with his special twist, piss and shit

French Canadian Poutine by howtomakefrenchcanadianpoutine May 23, 2020

French Canadian Girl 

: rare

: beautiful girls

: cute jeans and cute pussy

- Wow! Isabelle and Kammi are real French Canadian girls. - Yeah, those girls are the best.

French Canadian Girl by 343connor January 6, 2025

French Canadian Butt Sex

Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.

Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....

French Canadian Butt Sex by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025

Angry French Canadian 

An unhealthy sandwich that happens to be remarkably delicious, combining multiple sweet and savory flavors for one colossally calorie-laden pleasure for your mouth. The sandwich consists of one or two hot dogs, at least two big strips of bacon, and poutine (french fries with melted cheese and gravy), served on a french-toasted baguette drizzled with delicious maple syrup. It's a sticky, fatty mess that will leave your stomach happy and your arteries in shock.

The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)

Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!

Angry French Canadian by MongooseFarmer February 22, 2011

angry french canadian 

A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.

I gave Margaret an angry french canadian because she made my angry french canadian without poutine.

angry french canadian by Insane We Trust September 29, 2012

Canadian French Fry

This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.

Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.

Canadian French Fry by Gonzoe June 30, 2011