French shower

This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.

I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.

by running out of patience March 27, 2009

French sandwich

A sex act involving three nude men in a line or pile, with all three facing the same direction. Each man performs insertive and/or receptive anal intercourse simultaneously. The ideal position in the sandwich depends on personal preference.

Gary just asked me to help him with that new project at work; I'd rather be on the bottom of a French Sandwich!

by Frenchman76 November 7, 2013

french skunk

When a mans penis becomes entangled in a young girls braces.

Oh no Dads shaft just french skunked my mouth again.

by Womb Worm April 17, 2014

French shopping

Shop lifting
An inseparable part of French culture
A legend says that French supermarkets are taking thefts into consideration by adding the monthly loss by theft to the prices of the products in store.
Which makes sense, doesn't it?

I went French shopping today, got myself some fromage de corse.

by ennoc February 11, 2020

French seat

A seat with a dildo on the top so you sit on the dildo

Wayne jr: Did you see Matt's new to him Phoenix? It has two French seats.

Zack: those are sweet!

by Fuck lasalle October 22, 2020

French Stewart

When someone is giving you a rim job and you fart into their mouth causing them to pucker up their face resembling actor French Stewart

Man, I was eating this chick's ass and she farted, it tickled a bit and I felt my face pucker up and when I caught sight of myself in the mirror I looked like French Stewart from 3rd Rock with my pursed eyes and mouth.

by Lohn Jithgow August 3, 2012

French Stallion

The loudest streamer on Twitch, the only thing he loves more than Nutella is rocking out for you on Rocksmith!

French Stallion is the best streamer ever!

by kallieslays August 25, 2020