Freebie

When you are in a monogamous relationship and given the ok to have a guilt-free, no-questions-asked one-night stand.

1. Don't need a freebie, I have my Scoobear

2. Jon Bon Jovi is my freebie

by ya_bayb September 17, 2010

Freakie Outie

To dance around the room to a beloved song, by oneself. A private rock-out session. Ipod advertisements featuring silhouetted dancers attempt to convey the sense of freakie outie.

I had a freakie outie to "Groove Is In the Heart" once.

by ShadowKat June 23, 2008

coconut freezie

Removal of semen from a used condom in a method similar to the way a person would consume an ice cold freezie.

Did you see the way she downed that coconut freezie?

by Butt Games March 17, 2014

freebie

when you take a dump and wipe but there is no crap on the paper.

Hey man, I just had myself a freebie. Sweet!

by freebie March 26, 2013

Freeziee

The current state of acting autistic.

Yo dawg, that dude Kody is going freeziee. He probably escaped the Sped Hall.

by Choady Cockgargler December 6, 2019

cow cream freezies

ice cream

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"

by threetards July 7, 2010

Freebie

to give oral sex or some other sexual favor to someone that is seen as highly attractive, without desire for reciprocation or a relationship.

Such as in the case of a gay guy who likes a straight guy, or a guy who likes a girl and just wants to please them by giving head or eating them out respectively

Gay Guy- I know you arent into this sort of thing but can i give you a freebie?

Straight Guy- Dude thats gross, but its been awhile since i got laid so just dont tell anyone.

Guy- AYO GIRL...WANT A FREEBIE?
Girl- I don't know. What if my boyfriend finds out.
Guy- Then I'll give him one too!

by GreyWolf13 September 12, 2009