Free Range Chicken Skinning

A male that intentionally, indiscriminately and freely walks around in public and private with his chicken skin ball sack hanging out of his fly or hanging out from under his shorts.

Paul looks forward to his lunch break every day. He enjoys leaving the office and walking to the restaurants on Main Street doing a little Free Range Chicken Skinning.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

free range fucking

Having sex outside the confines of the bedroom. Most common with an empty house.

Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.

by zbrcht June 7, 2009

free range geek

Someone with great technical facility who isn't tied to a corporate or military organization. Roaming system administrators trying to make the world a better place for normal folk.

Luddite: You'll have to find a free range geek to fix that TiVo/PC/Mac/digital thingy.

by pfloyd October 2, 2004

free range pussy

A women who does what the fuck she wants sexually and is completely free to fuck as she pleases with who she pleases. She is liberated of societal norms.

I'm so attracted to a woman who knows what she wants and doesn't settle. I only eat free range pussy.

by dirtyprettythang January 9, 2017

Free Range Human

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.

Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer

by Treeoflife November 5, 2017

Free Range Chicken

A young gay man who was raised on a farm.

Wow, that young gay farmboy looks hot in those bibs! Yes, he's a free range chicken!

by Alaska Dave January 11, 2011

Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.

Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!

by Laleph December 14, 2010