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Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Contains the most overrated guitar solo in human history.
DAMMIT! I cannot believe Free Bird made the top ten guitar solos of all time!
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Free Bird

1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.

2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”

2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”

Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
by Gixxer22 July 16, 2023
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Free Bird

the only song to play over top gun: maverick
by AltairAerospace October 7, 2023
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the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window
i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird
by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023
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drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature
person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."
by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024
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freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.
After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.
by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010
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freebirds delivery

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)
Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.
by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009
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