Frazzled Daddy Syndrome

Frazzled Daddy Syndrome (FDS) is the state of sleepless anxiety that occurs in a new father a couple of weeks after the arrival of the child.

"Why does Mr. Green have pureed carrots on his lapel?"
"Oh, he has Frazzled Daddy Syndrome"

by FreudorFloyd April 24, 2014

Frazzled nut

When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.

Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!

by Seattle2022 June 18, 2022

Van Frazzled

When you’re Belgian royalty and you’re just over seeing consults.

Ugh I just got 17 vascular foot consults, I’m so Van Frazzled.

Oh no the people of Belgium are revolting. I’m feeling Van Frazzled about it

by freshpressedjustice21 February 12, 2021

Frizzle Frazzled

Being stoned or fried.

Geesh mate, I'm feelin' a bit frizzle frazzled.

by FkinShit February 17, 2019

frazzlenuff

a white jujusnip; a jujusnip that is white

I had heard he had a jujusnip, but when I saw it I realized it was actually a frazzlesnuff

by Chaz McNewman July 9, 2004

Frazzle Snazzle

According to Bill Cosby, or his celebrity jeopardy counter part Frazzle Snazzle is the square root of Firsnazzle Difornazzle. If you're ever ask to bet on this, you should wager: Bleeble Blabble

Trebeck: And you wrote: Frazzle Snazzle.....

by nitz September 27, 2005

frazzle fuck

An elite sexual experience between two beautiful people, requiring an immediate cigarette. Typical symptoms include: pelvic and/or full body tremors, dizziness, dry mouth, and a general state of euphoric confusion. In rare cases, individual is temporarily mentally and physically paralyzed, resulting in sentence formation deformities. Symptoms usually subside within 20-30 mins, at which time, round two of the wondrous frazzle fuck may commence if both women are awake and not passed out from a euphoric over dose.

"Oh shit, just got frazzle fucked."

"I keep an ashtray and water bottle on my night stand in case I get frazzle fucked.

by GI Jane Doe September 13, 2013