A woman you have to stay away from. She will give you a burning lip stick. And that is not fun. That is what will will happen is you touch a forest fire.
A fun game to play while urinating in a toilet/urinal.
where you pretend that your stream of pee is a fire hose and the water in the toilet or urinal is a forest that is on fire. usually more fun when drunk, as most things are.
Jim: i just drank almost a whole six pack and im ready to let the flood gates open.
Mine as well play "Forest fire rescue" while im in the john.
Jim's imagination: "were gonna need more back up if were gonna save those spider monkeys from this fire"
Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.
When you fluff your untrimmed pubic hair and then light them on fire in someone's honor.
Only to be performed on special occasions.
Can be done as a prank having the person being "honored" think they are going to blow out birthday candles;
opening their eyes to a fully lit Serbian Forest Fire.
Ben had been such a good friend to us all, Nik decided to honor him with a Serbian Forest Fire on his birthday.
Like a fireman, Ben blew out the whole thing in one breath.