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Dashboard Forecast

When it is so cold or so hot outside that people feel the need to take a picture of the temperature on the dashboard of their car and post it to facebook or twitter.
Here is a picture of my dashboard forecast. It's so cold outside (as evidenced by the picture of a zero degree temperature)
by The Bearded filly January 23, 2013
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Falls Forecast

When you are able to predict the downside / accidents in future.
Last night, I had a contemplation about falls forecast and the outcomes of those are said to be bizarre.
by Rated R Punk January 11, 2016
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whether forecast

A "getting lucky" report predicting da likelihood dat you'll "get three-to-five inches" sometime during da next few days.
Da whether forecast predicts dat you will find a hot and "willing" stud today if you wear a skimpy bikini to da beach.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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"spicy" weather-temps forecast

The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018
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Sexual forecasting

When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
by VNFP June 20, 2018
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Forecasturbation

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.
The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.
by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011
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Forcastinate

Forcastinate: knowing well in advance that you will wait until the last minute to get a task done.
Phil knew that his anniversary was coming up but, just like every year, his tendency to forcastinate would mean that he would be shopping at the last minute
by ablockalypse September 12, 2010
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