Ford

First On Race Day. One of the most reliable cars on the planet. A car that will outlast any Chevrolet (Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks every time)

Q:Carl Edwards won again, what does he drive?
A: Ford

FIRST ON RACE DAY

by wrktruk October 16, 2008

Ford

The absolute worst manufacturer and vehicle ever even thought of. The trucks are so crappy! Especiallly with the Powerstroke engines! The Mustangs are not that great. A Dodge Challenger would smoke it so easily in a quarter mile. The suv's are small and slow. Everything is very crappily built. Everything is wicked slow! Just get a Dodge!

"Hey man, did you just see me kill thawt twin turbo Ford Powerstroke with my stockCummins?"

"Heck yeah dude! Ford sucks!

by Dodgefreak June 5, 2011

Ford

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dude, lets take that ford to the desert!!!

by B123456789k November 5, 2008

Ford

Ford: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
A car that needs constant attention and care to prevent it from falling apart.
See also: Mustang

"Shit, he drives a Ford? he should get a Camaro."

by silvrain February 19, 2003

Ford

the mostfucked up car company that sucks ass and can even stay running for ten seconds

by ej still June 24, 2003

Ford

A good American make of automobiles.

I hate foreign cars, go Ford!

by sterlingheights September 30, 2005

Ford

1. First On Recall Day
2. Fix Or Repair Daily

(Adj.) A piece of garbage

Man, that Packard Bell computer is so Ford!

by The DON October 16, 2002