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Foonman

A foonman is a person who meets these three criterion: 21 or older, not going to school, and living with their parents. At the age of 21 the a foonman is known as a 3rd class foonman. At 25: second class. 30: 1st class, 40: master foonman, 50 on: senior master foonman. If the foonman continues to live with his parents until they die, he is then a purple heart foonman. There is a also a specialty class of person who moves back in with their parents with a spouse and kids. This is known as an all american foonman.
Person one: "Hey isn't that guy like 30 and still living with his parents"?
Person two: "Yeah, hes a foonman".
by Foonman July 19, 2010
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fonzanoon

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
That kid Cameron is a fonzanoon. You can tell by his breath.
by Pablo Nikinz April 1, 2011
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Fontana

Fontana is a city in west San Bernardino County (east San Bernardino County is adjacent to the states of Nevada and of Arizona).

Fontana is mostly comprised of working class housing; it has a racially & ethnically mixed population. It also has much more street gang and street drug activity than most folks would want.

Speaking of gangs, Fontana is the birthplace of a famous old gang...the Hell's Angels.

Speaking of birthplace, Kaiser Permanente Health Care began in Fontana during World War II; originally started as Employee Health for the large Kaiser Steel Mill.

When the Kaiser Steel Mill closed in the early '80's, it caused a substantial down-turn in the local economy. Parts of town became very crime-ridden, especially in the redneck "Fontucky" area.

The closed-down steel plant was later used for the location shots in the film, "Terminator 2".

The closed steel plant was dismantled & shipped to China to be reassembled for steel production in that country.

The California Speedway was built by Roger Penske on the old Steel Mill grounds...it regularly is used for NASCAR events.

It's true, there truly is a rough side to Fontana...it's not Beverly Hills, but things do happen there.
"What's the best line to pick up a meth-head chick in a bar in Fontana?...

'Nice tooth!'".
by Stargon76 July 19, 2012
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ALL UP IN MY GEORGE FORMAN

TO BE IN ONE'S GRILL.
TO BE IN ONE'S FACE.
ALL UP IN SOMEONE'S FACE.
"GIRL HE WAS ALL UP IN MY GEORGE FORMAN TRYING TO ASK FOR MY NUMBER."

"WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY GEORGE FORMAN? GIVE ME SOME SPACE!"
by SENRYAN July 24, 2009
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Red Forman

Born Reginald Albert Forman in 1927, a fictional character played by Kurtwood Larson Smith on the kick-ass comedy That 70s Show (originally aired on FOX) who always threatens to stick his foot up someone's ass. Father of Eric and Laurie Forman. World War II veteran. Truly dissapointed in his son for being a wimpy nerd. Always calls Eric and his friends "dumbass"es.
Bob Pinciotti: Thanks Red. If I had some mistletoe, I'd kiss ya.
Red Forman: And if I had some mistlefoot, it'd be up your ass.
by whatserface November 25, 2007
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Fondangle

To fuck with something.
To mess something up.
Ex: "Yo... why you gonna fondangle my damn Froot Loops!"

or

"Look at ya... all fondanglin' my shit!"
by -Rob aka Xeo-Aesthetic May 19, 2008
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Fontan

A spanish family that is known for their inteligence.
Did you see how quickly he solve the quiz?
He must be a Fontan!
by andreas_kee February 27, 2008
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