Fogle

Origin Jared Fogle. To fogle is to molest or grope inappropriately.
I have fogled and I will fogle again.

-Jared "Confirmed Child Fogler" Fogle.
by ChildFogler September 06, 2015
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Fogling

Instead of using a penis, use a solidified poop to elicit orgasm.
I was Fogling with Maria, and then she groaned in pleasurable agony
by Quellstorm March 22, 2015
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Fogle

Fogle; the ancient Celtic medical word or terminology to describe a third testicle on males; almost always located directly behind the testes sac. The fogle is almost always in a individual sac itself behind the testes & in front of the anus. "Fogle" was inheireted by a Irish clan as a surname which lineage can be traced to Jared Fogle, of the Subway spokesman. He is currently in jail for child rape as of 2015.
Oh, man. I sat on my fogle today and almost threw up at an office meeting with corporate today.
by WaVancouver December 07, 2015
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Fogle

v./ The act of being a pedofile by either molesting a child. Comes from the controversy of Jared Fogle.
by Fogle88 September 05, 2015
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Jared Fogle

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
by anotherDUDE August 22, 2015
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Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.
Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.
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Fogle Goggles

Fogle Goggles is when you are attracted to someone younger than you and you stare at them for long periods of time.
Guy 1: Did you see that 8th Grader?! So hot...

Guy 2: Dude... Stop giving her the Fogle Goggles.
by dinglebuttsex June 07, 2016
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