flugenhiemer

A fine line between a dildo and a chainsaw, a FLUGENHIEMER is a gun shaped device with three big ass vibrating dildos on it(each with different settings), a gas powered motor(similar to that of a chainsaw), and a laser pointer for pin point penetration.

The loud noise coming from my bedroom may have sounded like I was doing construction, but don't be alarmed it was only my flugenhiemer...but all the screaming, it was muffled by the noise of the reving motor

by mr.bojangles October 21, 2006

fluggendoogan

another word for a cookie, mainly referring to one with a sugar and cinnamon coating.

"Hey, can you tell me what a fluggendoogan is???" - person #1
"Hmm...is it like a snickerdoodle perhaps? Like a cookie?" - person #2

by The One In The Oven April 27, 2010

fluggerbuckets

decidedly unpleasant; an exclamation of distaste combining the words bugger and fuck it in a surprisingly inoffensive manner

Today was completely fluggerbuckets

by moopy2 February 7, 2010

boot flugen

to duke in the butt, to bend someone/thing over and do them in the butt:buttsex

dude we got caught boot flugen last nite

by nick g April 26, 2005

fludge

The residue left on the screen of cell phones after use.

A contraction of face and sludge.

Y its btr 2 txt.

Ew, gross, Prima used my Razor and she didn't clean her fludge off the screen.

cellphone face dirty

by bowlweb February 27, 2009

Flugger

Flugger is a trans man who prefers to be in the company of older men with erectile disfunction. The older men are usually Asian and have other underlying health problems. The flugger enjoys because the softer the penis, the easier the entry.

The first flugger was a trans man by the name of Luke Watermelon in 1937, sadly he died of internal bleeding a few moments after intercourse.

Old Asian man named Wong- “Ching Ching bang bing”
Flugger named JaMichael- “Show me the dick little man”
Wong-“Waga wha bing bang” (I am nervous)
JaMichael-“Give me the little slug it I’m gone”

by Alabaster Negus December 12, 2018

flugelhorn

A variety of trumpet. Also undeniably the funniest word in existence.

Lemme play some of that flugelhorn!

by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005